Have you seen Plan 9 from Outer Space?

Have you seen Plan 9 from Outer Space?

This fun little read is landing on Amazon Vella. It is my homage to Plan 9 from Outer Space, perhaps the worst movie ever made. In that classic film, aliens try to land their flying saucers but humans shoot at them. After learning to communicate, for some unknowable reason they decide not to make their purpose known, defying not only logic, but their very reason for visiting Earth.

Skipping Plans 1-8, they enact Plan 9 to animate human corpses and march the dead up to the capitol buildings of the world's nations to make them respect their existence. (Because space ships and messages were not enough.) 

Not surprisingly, this plan goes horribly wrong. In my 12 Plans from Outer Space, we get a glimpse into the aliens' strategy and what those other plans contained.

PS: Why did the aliens come? Because earthlings were close to discovering how to explode sunlight and destroy the universe.